Tequila Sunrise

Ingredients

1 1/2 ounces tequila

3 ounces orange juice

1 teaspoon grenadine

Method

Shake well with cracked ice, then strain into a large, chilled cocktail glass. Pour in the grenadine and stir gently, for no longer than is necessary to produce the sunrise effect (you know, layers of oranges and reds and whatnot -- or, you can just shake the grenadine in with everything else; we do). This baby is usually served on the rocks, in a Collins glass; our way looks better. If, however, you just can't bring yourself to squeeze your own oranges, better build it on the rocks -- with store-bought OJ, it turns out kinda thick.

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